What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Goldfinger

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

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A View to a Kill

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How has your life changed since starting college?

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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From Russia With Love

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

-”She is very sexyful!”

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…